i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
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Do I have a choice?
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I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Your penis caused this!
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
