what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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