they need to just BURY HIM!
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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