I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
it glows. i had to have it.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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