Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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