Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
