At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
i think im in europe. pls send help
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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