why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Randomize
