when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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