I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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