yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize
