They should really pass out barf bags in church
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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