Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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