are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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