Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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