ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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