I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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