belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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