it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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