my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
handjob tips. give me some.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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