talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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