anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
the day after is always just damage control
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
