i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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