its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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