I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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