Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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