i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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