question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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