What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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