How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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