your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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