I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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