Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
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