I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
