NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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