Nicole vs. Life
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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