Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
