The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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