I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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