yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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