I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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