Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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