Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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