i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
