Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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