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Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry

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(520): View more from Arizona

just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox

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without a question

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(518): View more from New York

i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting

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(574): View more from Indiana

It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel

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