There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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