scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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