Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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