i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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