So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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