Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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