Do you still have your period?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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