honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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