I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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