It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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