Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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