she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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