In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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