last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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